The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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