If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I can't turn off my feet"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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