Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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