I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Life is so much better after having sex.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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