Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
