you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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