our cab driver is having phone sex.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
