brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
