do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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