Who wears a wallet chain?!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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