we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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