he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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