I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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