Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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