You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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