i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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