Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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