You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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