Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
from now on my penis is your penis
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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