FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I FOUND THE LEGS
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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