DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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