gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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