When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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