One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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