i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We're facebook friends in real life
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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