Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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