But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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