I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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