I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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