i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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