naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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