can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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