I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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