xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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