We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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