ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
True strength comes from lack of pants
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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