Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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