I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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