I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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