wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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