I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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