if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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