i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She's the barista slut.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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