I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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