Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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