im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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