How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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