I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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