The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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