i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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