God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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