marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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